1/10
One star for the costume
21 June 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Yes it's a horror.

A real bottom of the barrel horror movie. Or, maybe it's a parody and in that case it's the worst parody I've seen.

The storyline is okay (a couple in a flaky relationship encounters a monster during their weekend rendezvous). I won't say much more because I don't want to ruin it for anyone that wants to be surprised (although I doubt anyone would be surprised by anything that takes place - I sure wasn't). Even though the basic story concept is fine, the script is hideous and it has a high school film project quality to it.

Everything else is really terrible.

The acting is flat, there is no chemistry at all between to two leads. Neither character gives seems clear as to what their relationship is really all about (lousy script and directing?). Obligatory sex scenes are awkward and seem to be introduced at inappropriate moments in the flow of story. Too bad the actors didn't have better material to work with as this made them all look bad.

Camera work is cheesy, music added nothing and pacing just doesn't cut it.

There is one thing I found enjoyable - the monster (a wolf kind of thing). Probably the worst costume I've seen since I was a kid and watched Robot Monster (1953) - that was a man with a divers helmet and a gorilla suit. This wolf thing is pretty much on a par with that. This is what made me think that this might be a parody. Yeah, it's that bad.

Classic cliché ending but you're so glad it's finally over that you don't mind it at all.
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