Dark Crimes (2016)
1/10
like grass growing over drying paint.
12 May 2018
This is easily the worst movie I've seen this year.

Some lame BDSM titillation (if you can even call it that) tries in vain to keep the viewer interested, but that few seconds here & there of barely R-rated lameness cannot overcome the insanely slow pacing, the dialogue, the overall dark mood, the complete lack of any effort at all by the screenwriter and the actors.

You

Have

Been

Warned.

And Jim Carrey, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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