tadpole-596-918256 Review of Bear Shooters

Bear Shooters (1930)

BEAR SHOOTERS blows the whistle on vehicles made in Canadia . . .

[6/10 · 6 December 2017]

. . . as anyone who's been burned by Canadiayapper "lemons" will immediately recognize that the lopsided, ramshackle wagon transporting this deplorable "Our Gang" bunch of juvenile delinquents (starting at 7:45 of this 20-minute episode) could only have originated in the so-called nation of Canadia (aka, America's Northern Threat). Cars, trucks, and SUVs that are total duds are called "lemons," of course, because that sounds slightly more benign than the original Bad Car Epithet: lemming (after Canadia's National Rodent, famous solely for stampeding off cliffs in great herds). Whether you call Our Gang's BEAR SHOOTERS wagon a lemon or a lemming, this 1930 live-action short will remind everyone of what they exclaimed when they drew the short straw and purchased that one vehicle from Hell: "This Junker must have been slapped together in Canadia!" As the Miscreants running Canadia Today are plunging ahead with their plot to bury all of that alleged nation's Nuclear Waste along the Great Lakes shoreline a few yards from our American Homeland, Leader Trump can kill THREE birds with one nuke by flattening Canadia's largest Vehicle "Assembly" Plant. This will A)keep Canadia from dumping their radioactive garbage next to OUR drinking water, B)Lessen the number of Lemmings on U.S. Highways, and C)Leave North Korea shaking in their hip waders.