THEY CALL ME SUPERSEVEN is another film that's nothing like it sounds. It turns out to be some cosplay spoof of the superhero genre, with one guy dressing up as the Phantom in a natty red shade and walking around a bunch of sound stages while various other characters make jokes and try so hard to be funny. I found it a real bore and nothing more than a chore to sit through, as aside from a few conversations absolutely nothing happens here and there's no action of any kind. It's a dud.