The Lesson (2015)
1/10
Did learn and important "lesson" NEVER watch this again!
8 January 2017
Warning: Spoilers
OK, for the record I HATE giving bad reviews, I appreciate the fact that real life people have put their all into a film and I feel very cruel when I can find nothing decent to say about it..... however this is possibly one of the worst movies I have ever sat through and I would like to help someone, somewhere from wasting their time watching it too. It's the kind of movie that if you happened to be one of the cast you wouldn't even tell your mates, you wouldn't want anyone to know you were in it!

The start is so slow! It follows two "naughty" lads around for an age that I almost forgot we were watching a movie about a physio teacher plotting revenge! The acting from the bad boys was absolutely tragic! The second they started speaking I knew it wasn't going to be a great movie, but as the boys were already ticking me off at that point I persevered watching as I wanted to see them reach a grizzly end! Lol. Getting to that was painful though... why is it these bad movies are always filled with bad sexual humour?! Shouting "skank... have you been to a STD clinic recently" is something a bottom feeder would think up to put into a film! Clearly whoever thought up lines like that has the experience themselves to be "skanky"!!

Anyway **yawnnnnn** several hours later (or so it felt) the teacher eventually gets the boys locked in a torture area, he's got them tied up, ducked taped, all the boxes are starting to be ticked.... then it turns out all he wants to do is teach them a lesson... like an English lesson?! umm what, why?! Who thought watching a teacher teach children would make a good horror movie?! Basically all the teacher does is hit them with a hammer a few times if they answer wrong, one guy does get shot with a nail gun but it's hardly gripping scenes and again the acting is tragic!!

To sum up one of the worst films of all time! Don't quit your day jobs guys and please don't attempt to make a sequel, occasionally English films throw up something spectacular and its movies like this that give English films a bad name!!
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