adamastrachan Review of Dude, Where's My Dog?!

Dude, Where's My Dog?! (2014)

This movie is almost as bad as watching a blended rotten cabbage go around in a blender for 1 hour, 22 minutes, and 8 seconds.

[1/10 · 8 November 2016]

To start things off, the movie opens with over three minutes of credits, which sets a tone for he movie. The actors, especially the child actors, are terrible. I am willing to bet, if I had gone around the country, offering eight year olds candy to star in a movie, I would have received at least three better actors than the ones cast. The angles used by the director may have looked better than the aforementioned rotten cabbage, but still couldn't compare to the angles shot by a three year old dropping a recording Nokia onto the ground. The plot lacks severely, with it being as basic a plot as one could think of, but it pales in comparison to the problems with characterization. Of the three main characters, one is preteen girl as seen by an 80 year old pastor, one is a living fart joke (which is the only type of joke this movie even attempts to make), and the last is a pretentious and irresponsible child. Another character, the main villain in the movie, is never mentioned by name, but instead refers to herself as (non- ironically) "the bad guy". The special effects team seems to be made up of a fourth grader with PowerPoint transitions, and the soundtrack is made by the same fourth grader playing a recorder. In short, this movie is terrible, and made me impotent.