The Love Machine (2016 Video)
1/10
Awful
10 October 2016
Warning: Spoilers
I have not watched one of these films in a long time, and after watching this I know why.

This one is cliché of a 1980's porn flick. The plot is so cliché that when the one star fantasy turns out to be the "pool guy", I think I have seen that in 100 porn flicks.

The cast looks good, and the porn here is softer than the really hard porn that shows everything.

The machine shows the film has no special effects budget.

The murder plot is lame at best.

The pole dance is totally cliché.

Even the music sounds years old.

I am not even sure this stimulated my imagination at all. Would rather watch the old Taboo series.

Don't waste your time on this one, I deleted it from my library faster than you can say delete, delete, delete.
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