Kristian Hanson had an extra $800 to spend, so he decided to get a few random friends together, throw a nice party - and with the extra $20 left over, shoot what is now called: 'Sledge.'
'Sledge' is a about a masked mad man, Adam Lynch (Kristian Hanson saved a few dollars by playing the role himself, showing us not only is he a terrible director, writer, but an equally bad actor.) Adam Lynch spends his time pounding the life out of people with his sledgehammer, and tossing out one liners that really don't make very much sense - I assume he's supposed to be funny? I'm not entirely sure. During the first 15 minutes, the film isn't even in focus, and never really improved throughout the 80 minutes. It's some of the worst camera work I've ever seen. But it's not really difficult to impress Brain Damage films, who are responsible for such classics as: 'Hell's Highway,' 'Suburban Sasquatch,' and 'Carnage Road: Legend of Quiltface.' All fantastic works of art, I assure you.
Random Ramblings of a Madman: Other than Dustin Bowman, who manages to be somewhat funny, when he's not messing up his lines - 'Sledge' ranks up there with the worst films you'll ever see. Of course, to these people, that's a compliment, since that's the entire point. Good job, guys.
'Sledge' is a about a masked mad man, Adam Lynch (Kristian Hanson saved a few dollars by playing the role himself, showing us not only is he a terrible director, writer, but an equally bad actor.) Adam Lynch spends his time pounding the life out of people with his sledgehammer, and tossing out one liners that really don't make very much sense - I assume he's supposed to be funny? I'm not entirely sure. During the first 15 minutes, the film isn't even in focus, and never really improved throughout the 80 minutes. It's some of the worst camera work I've ever seen. But it's not really difficult to impress Brain Damage films, who are responsible for such classics as: 'Hell's Highway,' 'Suburban Sasquatch,' and 'Carnage Road: Legend of Quiltface.' All fantastic works of art, I assure you.
Random Ramblings of a Madman: Other than Dustin Bowman, who manages to be somewhat funny, when he's not messing up his lines - 'Sledge' ranks up there with the worst films you'll ever see. Of course, to these people, that's a compliment, since that's the entire point. Good job, guys.