From the director of all those Russell Crowe movies you never saw. And the writer of LOST's unsatisfying final episode. Comes a sort-of prequel that doesn't use the best parts of the Alien franchise.
Prometheus.
A film whose first 30 minutes are mostly landscape shots. Where two scientists are on a quest to find extraterrestrial life based on really flimsy evidence. A trillion-dollar mission manned by the worst crew in space.
A lazy captain, who leaves his crew to die.
A stoner geologist with state of the art computer maps, radio communication, mapping balls, and GPS. Who still gets lost.
An inconsistent biologist who is scared of a 2000 year old dead body.
And an idiot woman who can only run in straight lines.
A film with so much CGI, the visual effects department forgot to change anyone's heart rate. A film so forced, it attempts to connect to the Alien franchise by having someone drink a drop of black goo then impregnate our main character with an squid baby which impregnates an engineer which creates an alien that only kinda looks like the aliens in the real movies even though they already showed a picture of that queen alien on a wall.
Prometheus.
A film whose first 30 minutes are mostly landscape shots. Where two scientists are on a quest to find extraterrestrial life based on really flimsy evidence. A trillion-dollar mission manned by the worst crew in space.
A lazy captain, who leaves his crew to die.
A stoner geologist with state of the art computer maps, radio communication, mapping balls, and GPS. Who still gets lost.
An inconsistent biologist who is scared of a 2000 year old dead body.
And an idiot woman who can only run in straight lines.
A film with so much CGI, the visual effects department forgot to change anyone's heart rate. A film so forced, it attempts to connect to the Alien franchise by having someone drink a drop of black goo then impregnate our main character with an squid baby which impregnates an engineer which creates an alien that only kinda looks like the aliens in the real movies even though they already showed a picture of that queen alien on a wall.