Review of Iron Wolf

Iron Wolf (2013)
1/10
no. No. NO!
13 October 2014
I hoped, even prayed that the intention was comedic all the way for Iron Wolf, but once again, utter complete failure! You can not imagine how weak this movie actually is, and from my words alone, you'll barely manage to make half of an impression, thus I warn you, whatever you imagine, multiply it by two, to say the least!

You can pretty much tell how bad it will be from the first 10 minutes. The actors, the accents, the surroundings, the costumes, everything is just plain ol' amateur style. Of course the cherry on the cake is the Wolf itself, and here is where I have to draw the line. I can't explain it, describe it, it is beyond me. Check for some pictures online and maybe you can find the design of this dreadful creature and decide right there and then that Iron Wolf is most definitely a pass!

The ending itself is laughable in the worst way possible. I don't know what budget they had, no idea how they came up with the script and how on Earth could they possibly think that they can pull this off. Acylum productions are Oscars nominees compared to this one. Stay away! Just...don't!

Cheers!
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