Everything about this movie is horrible. It has:
1. A plot that can be summed up in two sentences.
2. Cinematography that is on par with your grandparents' 8mm home movies.
3. Acting that is... wait... you can't honestly call it acting.
4. A 20-minute movie that is padded with a recycled fairy-tale film to achieve a 90-minute run time.
5. A "Thumbelina" insert that has the production quality of a middle-school play.
6. Costumes and scenery that are atrocious.
7. Children who cannot sing.
8. A Santa with a beard that looks ready to fall off his face at any time.
9. Lame attempts at humor.
10. Amateurish special effects.
11. A cameo appearance by Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn. What the ...?
12. A completely irrelevant appearance by the completely irrelevant Ice Cream Bunny, who has completely nothing to do with the aforementioned dessert treat.
This could be used as an interrogation tool in prison, or something to threaten children with when they misbehave. Sheer torture.
1. A plot that can be summed up in two sentences.
2. Cinematography that is on par with your grandparents' 8mm home movies.
3. Acting that is... wait... you can't honestly call it acting.
4. A 20-minute movie that is padded with a recycled fairy-tale film to achieve a 90-minute run time.
5. A "Thumbelina" insert that has the production quality of a middle-school play.
6. Costumes and scenery that are atrocious.
7. Children who cannot sing.
8. A Santa with a beard that looks ready to fall off his face at any time.
9. Lame attempts at humor.
10. Amateurish special effects.
11. A cameo appearance by Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn. What the ...?
12. A completely irrelevant appearance by the completely irrelevant Ice Cream Bunny, who has completely nothing to do with the aforementioned dessert treat.
This could be used as an interrogation tool in prison, or something to threaten children with when they misbehave. Sheer torture.