Assuming that you are staggeringly dysfunctional, a constipated mouth-breather or you have brain wurms, you will adore this movie.
If on the other hand - like me - you object to blowing good money on predictable, lame, cheesy, pointless, sad, clichéd gastric putrescence, you will give this monstrosity a wide berth and spend your money on something far less painful; like perhaps a porcupine skin butt-plug.
Every single cliché and cheesy moment that haunted every bad Hollywood movie in the last 50 years has made it's way into the landfill site that is this movie. It is honestly so bad that you might be forgiven for thinking - for a second - that it is supposed to be satirical but alas no. It is really just as bad as it seems.
If on the other hand - like me - you object to blowing good money on predictable, lame, cheesy, pointless, sad, clichéd gastric putrescence, you will give this monstrosity a wide berth and spend your money on something far less painful; like perhaps a porcupine skin butt-plug.
Every single cliché and cheesy moment that haunted every bad Hollywood movie in the last 50 years has made it's way into the landfill site that is this movie. It is honestly so bad that you might be forgiven for thinking - for a second - that it is supposed to be satirical but alas no. It is really just as bad as it seems.