The title says it all. This movie goes nowhere. Unfortunately it doesn't go nowhere fast. I should've seen the writing on the wall considering the movie starts out LITERALLY watching paint dry.
From there it only slows down. And devolves to absolutely incredulous stupidity by the major players.
Want to switch the same scene three times? This is your movie.
Want to wonder how stupid people could possibly be? Yep, watch this.
Want to watch paint dry? A full minute of someone tying their shoes? 45 seconds cleaning the garbage out of their car? Film just being run to run film? GET.THIS.MOVIE.
Sound intolerable? Save yourself the 2 hours. Trust me. Or don't, but you were warned.
From there it only slows down. And devolves to absolutely incredulous stupidity by the major players.
Want to switch the same scene three times? This is your movie.
Want to wonder how stupid people could possibly be? Yep, watch this.
Want to watch paint dry? A full minute of someone tying their shoes? 45 seconds cleaning the garbage out of their car? Film just being run to run film? GET.THIS.MOVIE.
Sound intolerable? Save yourself the 2 hours. Trust me. Or don't, but you were warned.