Adopting Terror (2012 TV Movie)
1/10
Truly... Hilarious
9 May 2013
Warning: Spoilers
If you're looking for a comedy horror that is so bad it's funny, this is a great movie.

One scene has the bio mom locking the bio dad in the trunk of a ...

Wait for it...

FIREBIRD. that's a hatchback, for those who didn't already know that... Kinda impossible to lock someone in a hatchback.

Superhd makes the adoptive moms makeup look horrible, and there are a TON of spoofs accidents and the like.

I thought it was great, horrible, but great. Quite a few b-lister familiar faces in here too!

The plot is totally predictable and incredibly cliché, which is just another charming hilarity.

Basically, a kid gets taken to cps, then adopted out, dad relocates daughter after serving time and stalks adoptive family all cliché tall dark and loomy...

The cps lady feels a little suspicious, like she's coming on to the husband or something just seems... Off.. OMG she's bio mom! AND she's working WITH bio dad!! Shocking!!

So many more cheesy moments, I won't spoil them all for you... And I sincerely hope I've met my ten line minimum because there really isn't enough substance in this movie to write ten lines about!
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