Villa Captive (2011)
2/10
A retard? Seriously?!?
4 May 2013
"Villa Captive" proudly shows off with the gimmick of featuring an actual adult film star, but in fact it's one of the absolute worst entries in the so-called Rape & Revenge sub genre ever made. And that does mean quite a lot, since this sub genre is literally full of stinkers! The (admittedly gorgeous) Liza Del Sierra stars as a French porn star in Florida, but she's fed up with the business and breaks with her agent. She moves into a luxury villa to enjoy the rest of her stay, but naturally she doesn't manage to remain incognito. Some acquaintances of the landlord's adolescent son recognize her and plan to rob her. The plan obviously gets out of hand and robbery turns into home-jacking, complete with torture and physical abuse. The gang of hoodlum rapists also includes a porn-obsessed retard. A retard? Seriously?!? Could they possibly have ripped off "I Spit on your Grave" more blatantly than by involving a retard? Even more unforgivable than featuring this dreadful cliché is the fact that "Villa Captive" is an utterly dull and uneventful piece of junk! From a rape & revenge flick starring a real porn actress you would expect graphic sex sequences and outrageous violence, but it's tame and ridiculous instead. Are we really supposed to believe that it nearly takes two full days before a trio of perverted thugs even touches a scantily dressed babe with giant breasts who lies tied up to the bed? All they do is sit around and watch TV. The only bit of action and bloodshed comes at the very end, but the make-up effects are laughable and tacky, as is the assumption that we would believe that the nerdy kid with giant braces on his teeth suddenly turned into a bloodthirsty and merciless avenger. Liza Del Sierra is a decent actress, perhaps thanks to her thick French accent, and she does show her voluptuous breasts a couple of times during the film. Of course, the Internet is full of naked breasts, including hers, so this shouldn't be a reason for wanting to check out "Villa Captive". In fact, there isn't any good reason to check out this movie at all. It's stupid, boring and incompetent all over.
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