Diamond Divers (2012– )
Horribly Painful
27 July 2012
Warning: Spoilers
For those who enjoy good documentary material, this circus of drama is not for you. If you think you might enjoy a soap opera of fat old greedy losers making some kind last ditch effort to be worth something in their lives, it may be entertaining. As documentary material, I can't stand to watch it any more. Documentary it's not. I was hoping for a real documentary about this subject.

This program seems to revolve around some boat owners who got hoodwinked by some old uneducated bar brawlers. Desperate to grab money by any means possible, they clearly have none of the skills they claim, and if at all, could only be bottom level "six pack" captains, a status that means little and is easy to obtain with any small boat. It would appear the only polished skill they have developed their entire lives is getting drunk and bellowing like old fools. It gets so insanely silly that they feel they are the only ones capable of piloting a simple rubber raft. Their offspring have learned well, and exhibit the same ability to bellow like an ignorant fool. In the end, what we see is opposite of what is heard. No discernible productive skills, nearly no productivity, constant attacks and brawling, and a level of arrogance and fake drama that is unsurpassed. These guys are one of most horrible packs of pecking old hens I've ever seen. A tiny voice of good sense can only be heard from the cook. Maybe this is the intended entertainment in this series? A pack of old women that squabble and whine incessantly? For me, watching a pack of useless old blow-hards display their desperation in their old age is not entertaining. I feel sorry for the boat owners who have fallen victim to the lies of these drunks and bar brawlers. These old guys are desperate crooks and will rob them blind.

Perhaps someone else may see this differently? I've seen 100s of guys like these. Keep the two young divers and feed the rest of them to the sharks. :oD
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