Review of Descendents

Descendents (II) (2008)
1/10
Worst decision ever made! Movie wise...
12 May 2012
Warning: Spoilers
I received an option from Verizon for a free movie in their catalog for on demand movies so based on the cover and description I went with this. I tried looking for this movie at IMDb, but because of the wrong spelling of the word descendant, I couldn't find the movie. Figuring it was a zombie type of movie I didn't think it could be bad... boy was I wrong. After choosing this movie my friend found the IMDb for this movie and after reading the reviews I knew I had chosen POORLY! Despite the crappy trailer and the signs that I should not even watch this movie, I figured I might as well get my money's worth. For a free movie I feel ripped off because it was so bad I can't even begin to describe what I would do to the person or persons behind this film if I were to bump into them.

The whole movie did not give much reasoning to anything going on in the film. The people with the guns went after the little kids and the zombies, as well as non-zombies with no guns. The zombies went after everyone except for the little kids. Why?? What made the kids special? What caused this whole mess with the zombies? Why would the little girl's mom tell her that the infected people wouldn't hurt her and then tell her to run away when she's turning herself?

I seriously would have skipped this piece of crap if the reviews gave the ending, but because there was no mention of it I decided to see for myself. To save others from this misery when the mess of a "story" came to a close the kids find the sea where a giant octopussy smashes a bunch of army helicopters and the little girl then realizes she's "home". This was all based on a kid-drawn picture the little girl's mom had in front of her as she was turning with a boat in the sea. Seriously, WTF?!
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