4/10
Neither as good nor as bad as it could be
28 August 2011
Warning: Spoilers
It's softcore, plain and simple. Nothing wrong with that in and of itself, but most other softcore flicks from the age at least make fun of themselves a little, tongue in cheek. This one doesn't -- unless you count the scenes where the star can't seem to stop herself from smirking at the wrong point.

I do have to admit that the costumes and lighting were pretty good for this type of film, and the old French houses and manor used for locale were very nice.

If you were an alien, and your first exposure to Earth was through this film, here is what you would have learned:

  • When housesitting for your rich cousin, it's okay for you to have drunken parties and climb his walls to throw his belongings on the floor within half an hour of arrival.


  • There are no consequences. For anything, as far as I can tell.


  • The richer you are, the less clothing you wear.


  • All women are lesbians.


  • All women are agreeable for sex every 10 minutes, no matter what mood they're in, even if they just found out their best friend was kidnapped. Even with the maid, or strangers...


  • Buck-tooth monkey-face hags are sexiest of all.


  • Everything can be instantly forgiven, as long as somebody gets laid.


  • Disagreements are settled via half-naked, half-hearted catfight.


On the other hand, if you're an earthling who has been around the track and likes a softcore exploitation flick... well, you might like it, but it won't be your new favorite.
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