Twilight Vamps (2010 Video)
5/10
Lust at First Bite
16 August 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Fred Olen Ray is at it again, yet another softcore spoof of the horror genre, emphasis almost completely on sex, specifically bo-hunk Frankie Cullen getting laid frequently. He plays a easily duped dolt named Jack who isn't able to notice that his live-in girlfriend (Beverly Lynne, who seems to be having sex with only chicks in movies these days, for which I don't necessarily mind, although she seems to perform more lively with men) is a lesbian. She takes him for his money, eventually leaving him. The luscious Brandin Rackley is the lead starlet of "Lust at First Bite", as Tabitha, who runs a strip joint; actually the place is a den of vampires, the dancers bloodsuckers who prey on the male clientèle. The delicious Christine Nguyen (a frequent collaborator for Fred Olen Ray, along with the aforementioned Lynne) is one of Tabitha's girls, Angela. Tabitha falls for Jack, the two hitting it off really well from the onset. Billy Chappell (who has been in many softcore spoofs such as the Busty Cop movies and other stuff for FOR) is Roger, a fellow employee at the firm Jack works, a victim at the hands of Angela not longer after a hook-up. Ted Newsom is Detective Simpson, a cop who believes Jack is responsible for Roger's death. Jack tries to convince Simpson that the strip club houses a coven of vampires, but the truth falls on deaf ears. Again, "Lust at First Bite" is just another softcore flick allowing Cullen to screw as many of the female cast as time permits, the occasional lesbian lovemaking scene and Chappell getting a little action with Nguyen interfering slightly. Plenty of hot women serve as diversions away from the absence of real laughs or plot. Rackley is a babe I think owns the screen because of her energy whether it be stripping or performing for Cullen, she shows passion and joy during her simulated sex scenes, something that catches my attention. Nguyen is always easy on the eyes, and pretty much shares screen time with Rackley, although she has performed sex scenes with Cullen in the past, to the point that they are repetitive and offer a same-old, same-old effect. There is no blood-letting although a couple chicks bear fangs after receiving the bang from their male victims.
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