There are no words to describe this movie. I could sit hear and hammer out superlatives and hyperboles all night and not do it justice. I won't attempt to qualify it. Suffice it to say that this movie makes SyFy's previous Thor flick, starring Zachery Ty Brian, look like the real deal.
The grace of this movie's transitions has not been seen since Wiseau's The Room. Nothing in this movie makes sense. We careen from one hysterical scene to the next.
"There's not enough time; we have to kill Loki now!" says Thor (which constantly appears to owe people a Big Time bar). He's time traveled to the future; he doesn't even know what year it is. How the heck does he know this is the exact second in which he must confront Loki? I know; he's a God -- anyone who can cut yarn with a square-faced hammer must be!
If you wanna see kindergarten-level effects, fun-house plot flow, and Tony Award Winning film acting, then this is the movie for you. - P.S. Watch for Odin's Ace-brand Knee Brace.
The grace of this movie's transitions has not been seen since Wiseau's The Room. Nothing in this movie makes sense. We careen from one hysterical scene to the next.
"There's not enough time; we have to kill Loki now!" says Thor (which constantly appears to owe people a Big Time bar). He's time traveled to the future; he doesn't even know what year it is. How the heck does he know this is the exact second in which he must confront Loki? I know; he's a God -- anyone who can cut yarn with a square-faced hammer must be!
If you wanna see kindergarten-level effects, fun-house plot flow, and Tony Award Winning film acting, then this is the movie for you. - P.S. Watch for Odin's Ace-brand Knee Brace.