Milo:What is going on? Gribble:Mars needs moms, so the aliens are stealing them from Earth to raise their own kids.
If this exchange sounds natural or realistic to you, then go see this movie, by all means... If you find it cringe-inducingly awful, ask for your money back, like I did. I have in the past watched truly awful Disney products--but never something this bad. I never realized that Computer-created characters need acting ability too; not to mention writing lines that don't include title tags (see above) and plugs for Disney's parks and products.
If I was a mother taking her kids to this, I think I might have a few questions for Disney... Like why incinerating mothers, executing them, and rescuing them mainly from a desire to have then take the rescuer to Disneyland (apparently going broke is at least preferable to execution) is considered appropriate Disney fare now.
Oh yeah, for the record many of the "Martians" are about as lovable and appealing as Jar-Jar Binks; mouthing 70's slang is NOT a surefire way to guarantee that the character will sell more McDonald's happy meals. Sorry there, Disney.
Disney, PLEASE actually look at Pixar's films... Look at the depth of character, the writing, the actual plots... I think you just made Berkeley Breathed want to return to drawing cartoons himself, as "Bloom County" was far better than any of your recent efforts.
And to everyone who gave this excrement a Ten... Shame on you.
If this exchange sounds natural or realistic to you, then go see this movie, by all means... If you find it cringe-inducingly awful, ask for your money back, like I did. I have in the past watched truly awful Disney products--but never something this bad. I never realized that Computer-created characters need acting ability too; not to mention writing lines that don't include title tags (see above) and plugs for Disney's parks and products.
If I was a mother taking her kids to this, I think I might have a few questions for Disney... Like why incinerating mothers, executing them, and rescuing them mainly from a desire to have then take the rescuer to Disneyland (apparently going broke is at least preferable to execution) is considered appropriate Disney fare now.
Oh yeah, for the record many of the "Martians" are about as lovable and appealing as Jar-Jar Binks; mouthing 70's slang is NOT a surefire way to guarantee that the character will sell more McDonald's happy meals. Sorry there, Disney.
Disney, PLEASE actually look at Pixar's films... Look at the depth of character, the writing, the actual plots... I think you just made Berkeley Breathed want to return to drawing cartoons himself, as "Bloom County" was far better than any of your recent efforts.
And to everyone who gave this excrement a Ten... Shame on you.