Review of F

F (2010)
1/10
Scream Fest zero = F for failed
13 February 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Warning: DON'T do as I did and waste 79 minutes of you life on this predictable, frustrating film. I'm furious I didn't fast forward it. I won't call it a thriller, I won't call it a horror, it should have been mind numbingly called 'turn the lights on you stupid buggers'. All the way through it, you hope that somehow it will build, that the pace will somehow get you t the edge of your seat and then keep you there....yet all it delivers is the same old, stayed, cringe worthy predictable scenes.

Every one of these characters deserved to be killed. In fact, by the end of the film, it doesn't matter that you don't see the 'hoody' yoooffff faces, because you just want to start to cheer them on for getting rid of a bunch of idiots, who can't seem to use mobiles to call the police and when they do finally get through to them, the two that turn up deserve to be high on the list of the teen killers because of their stupidity.

It's full of what I call stupid music, that music used in horror films that attempts to chill you to the bone, which is really there to tell you if the idiot character doesn't turn around and see that there's a big ole horror fest panto taking place in the same room as he keeps walking into - 'HE'S BEHIND YOU' then the music will let you know that another one is about to get shanked!!! Just in case you might never have seen any other predictable horror film before.

I can't even tell you that overall the actors were bad, they weren't real bad actors, just a real terrible plot.

How many people left in a building at night? In the dark? Not one light bulb between them, until the director wanted an atmospheric shot, then he found some red bulbs just for the fun of it.

Cleaners cleaning in the dark? Teachers using the gym, working in libraries in the dark? Wow, if that's the level that directors and producers go to to try to get an ambiance of fear then please someone switch on the lights and hand me the carving knife, I'll do the job in half the time, less money and probably come out with a real horror fest.

They deserved everything they got in this terrible attempt at a thriller, suspense, horror????? Who knows what you'd call it. Don't go there, unless you have a light bulb in your back pocket and popcorn to pass the time. You've been warned.

Try better next time.

F = failed!
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