hadec Review of Zombie Wars

Zombie Wars (2007 Video)

This might be the new Plan Nine from out of Space for zombie movies

[1/10 · 6 June 2010]

OK, this movie stinks so bad I think not even the London sewers in the mid 19th century ever got to that level, and believe me brother, they stunk. But then again, it's so awfully bad that it actually might gain some fame as the worst zombie movie ever made. The script (if there ever was one) was obviously written by someone with not even the slightest idea of what zombies are all about. Their behavior, make up, movements, acting (some of the zombies can't hold their laughter while attacking) are of the worst in movie history. I think you see the same bald headed zombie guy being shot "dead" a dozen times all through the movie. Probably the only one they spent some money on to dress him up nicely, because all the other zombies looked like anyone of us with our face painted green and some dried up ketchup stains on our face. Also the fact the zombies on the farm eat 4 to 6 humans every day doesn't make too much sense, because there weren't even a dozen prisoners in the camp to begin with. One of the fighters has a series of piercings in his face, fifty years into the zombie war, the female slaves wear bras, etc etc... you could go on all night about how much this movie stinks, buuuuut..... It's so bad I'm just gonna have to show it to some of my friends. It reminded me of Plan Nine from out of Space: it's actually so bad and amateuristic I don't know if it was done on purpose. It's actually a pretty good laugh if you're in the right company. Just don't expect you'll be watching an actual zombie movie when you rent this. The 1/10 (awful) is well deserved, and it's only 80 and a few minutes long, so you wont waste too much time on it.