1)The guy who financed it-- "Well, this certainly sounds original and interesting. College kids on vacation at a creepy, old, victorian house up in the woods, that all get hacked to pieces... Fascinating. Wow, you guys are all big horror fans too, huh? You MUST know what makes a great scare flick, even though none of you have ever made a movie before or have any idea what it takes to do this. Fantastic!!! Here's a couple million dollars, make sure we see my girlfriend's boobs in the movie, they cost me six grand."
2)The "writer"-- "Let's see... An old game found under a crickety staircase by bad actors in a cabin on a lake, who talk about completely uninteresting crap, then all their eyes turn black and they start killing each other with chainsaws and stuff... Brilliant! All of this, while a creepy goat monster walks around the house and does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING." This script is SO poorly written, IT should have been thrown into the black waters of echo's pond.
3)And lastly, the mental giant who actually put this turd IN A MOVIE THEATER. Sorry, there's no funny quote for this person, because even in the deepest corners of my twisted mind, I cannot figure out why "The Black Waters of Echo's Pond" got a theatrical release. I guess I'll be scratching my head on that one for a while.
Honorable mention goes to the cast of crew of this film, who shamelessly continue to plug this farce of a movie all over the web and at horror conventions, with straight faces, saying things like; "Yeah, we're horror fans and wanted to make something new and fresh, that wasn't a sequel or remake." But in essence, what they have done is embarrassed themselves, anyone involved with the film, and the entire genre as a whole.
2)The "writer"-- "Let's see... An old game found under a crickety staircase by bad actors in a cabin on a lake, who talk about completely uninteresting crap, then all their eyes turn black and they start killing each other with chainsaws and stuff... Brilliant! All of this, while a creepy goat monster walks around the house and does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING." This script is SO poorly written, IT should have been thrown into the black waters of echo's pond.
3)And lastly, the mental giant who actually put this turd IN A MOVIE THEATER. Sorry, there's no funny quote for this person, because even in the deepest corners of my twisted mind, I cannot figure out why "The Black Waters of Echo's Pond" got a theatrical release. I guess I'll be scratching my head on that one for a while.
Honorable mention goes to the cast of crew of this film, who shamelessly continue to plug this farce of a movie all over the web and at horror conventions, with straight faces, saying things like; "Yeah, we're horror fans and wanted to make something new and fresh, that wasn't a sequel or remake." But in essence, what they have done is embarrassed themselves, anyone involved with the film, and the entire genre as a whole.