"Eden Log" explains nothing. The actors barely speak, The underground monochrome setting becomes intolerably boring. Mudman wakes up in a cave with no memory. As he ascends through the maze of rooms and tunnels, nothing is revealed, the film simply becomes more and more bizarre. Eventually this turns into nothing more than a mutant freak show, but by that time you will have lost interest entirely, only hoping for some gigantic payoff with the finale. When the end finally does come, nothing, and I mean nothing becomes any clearer. After being in the dark for 98 minutes of total nonsense, you will rightfully conclude that "Eden Log" has zero entertainment value. - MERK