3/10
Quick Before it Melts Should Go Faster *1/2
19 December 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Major stinker. Obviously, they tried to capitalize on Robert Morse's huge success in HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING. Having George Maharis co-star was a complete waste. As a photographer big on women and drink, Maharis was a complete and utter dud here.

You had a good plot go completely awry here when Howard St. John sends his reporter Morse to the Antarctic to get him away from his daughter. The film becomes utterly nonsensical. What was the brawl all about in the New Zealand bar?

Michael Constantine plays a Russian scientist who winds up with a love interest of Morse. Constantine needed Room 222 on television; that's where he really shined.

How dare they name a penguin after a dead sea man? That also was ridiculous, but the film was inane. I wasn't only cold seeing the scenes at the Antarctic; the entire film gave me the chills.
3 out of 6 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed