The Workshop (2007)
2/10
It'll take a lot of "Work" to get through this "Shop."
26 November 2009
Warning: Spoilers
One nice thing I can say about The Workshop, was the nudity was from real people, and from real people not hung up on being naked in front of the camera. SEE: the woman's shower.

Unfortunately, I can find very little more in the positive category for this movie. For the most part, it was boring. Barely a time before this did I check the time on when it was going to end so frequently. And it's only 93 minutes! What you'll get in the documentary about anti-God hippies is a bunch of people who agreed to venture from around the world to just outside San Francisco, CA USA, be filmed and spend ten days practically naked the whole time. Led by head-hippie Paul Lowe who asks them to live in the now, remove all their thoughts on God, their worries and clothes, of course. After ten days, you're supposed to be cleansed emotionally and spirally.

What I saw, or more accurately heard, were words from these people during or after that they changed. I appreciate a documentary that actually shows the transformation. (Not the best documentary, but Super Size Me is a great example.) All we hear is how better everyone is, and maybe they were, but we'll just have to take their word for it.

Good for them, if they changed. It just wouldn't be my cup of tea.

It was told a few times that "you had to be there" to understand, feel, change, etc. And Paul's asking his minions to disavow some teachings (I.E. God's) for his own. Heck, even AA leaves it up to the group to decide their own "Higher Power." Back to the boredom. I'm assuming the entire idea of filming this came from one man, an Alice Cooper/Keith Richards-lookalike who's as dull as pocket lint all the while whining about his ex. Unfortunately, you see and hear from him the most. The other "supporting cast" members are as equally boring and whine as much. You're supposed to be learning that sex is as natural as shaking hands and just the same, you can do it to just about anyone. These guys/gals are supposed to be "learning" but they spend the movie saying they're anti-monogamous, as Paul would want the world to be, while complaining when the object of their desire sleeps around or fearing they're "cheating" on their partners at home.

Also, maybe it was off camera, but I am shocked these people were not high, smoking weed, or whatever. They're facial expressions are as zoned as someone who believes they're flying in the clouds. Maybe that's where some of them are seeing the aliens they're convinced are among us. We're told some of them may very well be aliens! Though I don't give into the alien conspiracy, that part, I would find hard not to believe.

As for the nudity, none of its really graphic. And as previously mentioned, if you must have a documentary on nude camps, it was refreshing no one was a model. So, if you're watching this for the full-frontal nudity and green-lit orgy scene and wanted porn actors, look elsewhere. The orgy was not really one, in fact. It was just a bunch of people lying on top of or next to one another. Other than that, the only other "risqué" scene involved one woman that was "stretching" her mate (of the moment) because, I guess either A: She thinks size does matter or B: She gets very little contact with the member and is exploring it like a child for the first time.

I won't say this movie's anti-gay, and I certainly don't like to go on a rampage against movies that are – everyone's entitled their opinion/views, but I'm guessing they're saying either homosexuality's a choice or that everyone should be heterosexual. In the film, there is one openly gay male (I'm guessing on one or two more, but never revealed) who "cleanses" himself by fooling around with the opposite sex. No other time do you see a straight male "exiting his normal life" and sexually bonding with another male. You will see a couple of women doing that (reason I don't completely believe the statement was homophobic) but again, that's usually what straight guys want – woman-on-woman action. (Before you get too excited, remember the quality of people I spoke about – they're not models.) I would only recommend this movie with caution. If you're into the free-style/hippie movement of decades past and want to reminisce on past orgies/be-free-be-nude days, then this might be for you. Or if you've heard of and believe in gurus like Paul Lowe, then you could check out. But, for the skeptics out there (uh, me included) or for people liking their documentaries to show more than tell more, you should stay away.
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