Eden Log (2007)
1/10
Warning: Contains lots of walking in a cave and grunting
21 June 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Man wakes up in a cave and doesn't know who he is. He walks around in the cave. Runs into a guy with tree roots in him. Walks around in the cave some more. He's pursued by storm troopers and some mutants. He walks around in the cave some more. He rapes a woman and fights mutants. He walks around some more. We get a lot of interesting ideas that go unrealized. He finds out whats going on, and it all involves a tree. He gets to the surface and something happens. It ends and I wasted 98 minutes of my life on a movie where hardly anything happens.

Did I mention that he spends much of the movie walking around in the cave?
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