5/10
I have seen worse
11 May 2009
Warning: Spoilers
But that doesn't make this good. First, let me see if I can run down the plot. Some really muscular guy gets hit by a car driven by some seriously badass punks. I wish I could be as incredibly badass as those spaghetti throwing punks! The guy dies and the kids drive on, and the really badass punk among them gives a kind of odd Hamlet speech about how killing the guy was like snuffing out a candle (speaking of candles, check out all those candles in the Voodoo woman's house!) So then the guy's mother gets this Voodoo witch to resurrect her son to send him on a killing spree. A young detective under the supervision of Adam West (Yay!) starts to investigate this as all of the teens die. Then one of the teen's fathers gets killed for some reason that isn't really explained, after which the Voodoo woman, Adam West and the detective go off to the cemetery where we get this freaky twist ending that doesn't contribute to the movie, doesn't really make any sense, and doesn't really conclude anything. Add to this all of the bad acting, bad lines, unfortunate pacing, and you end up with a pretty unusual viewing experience. I didn't really hate this, actually. I definitely recognize that it wasn't good, and I certainly wouldn't want to see it again, but there's no cause to blow this one out of proportion by say, putting it on the bottom 100 list. In reality, I would give it a 1, but to protest its position, I'm giving it a five. I can't bring myself to go any higher.
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