I watched this for the singular purpose of watching a movie made in Colorado. What a mistake I made. If you youtube the trailer you will see every single highlight of the film, and the trailer is terrible. Every single cliché, every single bit of lifetime channel original movie brain damage you can imagine can be found in this movie. I often wonder if being a Christian means you can't judge aesthetics, because every single bit of religious programming I've ever seen is sub-par in every way. Bad acting, bad writing, bad choices left and right. Unintential hilarity at every turn. 'Oh yeah, well you're not the one in the chair!' nearly had me falling off the couch with laughter. I paid nothing to see this movie and still feel as though I've been robbed. I assume every single positive comment made about this movie was made by people who worked on the movie and their parents in an attempt to sell more DVDs at whatever fleamarket they set up a booth at. Avoid at all costs.
Review of The Goal
