The Wickeds (2005 Video)
1/10
No More "HEAD" For Ron Jeremy!!!
13 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
No, that is not in reference to Mr. Jeremy's (a.k.a. "The Hedgehog") porn career. In this movie, he gets his head ripped off by a bunch of zombies, hence the no more "head" for Ron Jeremy in the summary. Not funny? Oh well.

Anyway, where do I begin with this movie? Plot? Well, 7 bratty teenagers decide to go to an old farmhouse that is being used as the set for a low budget horror movie. On the way to the farmhouse, the teenager driving the vehicle they are all in (Richard-and I only remember his name cause, well, cause that's my name) decides to play chicken with an oncoming pick-up truck. They head toward each other and the truck swerves and pulls into a cemetery. Inside this truck are 2 grave robber's, one being played by the for-mentioned Ron Jeremy. He is there digging up a grave and looking for an amulet that his worth more than you could imagine. Only thing is, when he does get the amulet, the dead start coming back to life. Soon, Ron and his grave robbing buddy head toward the farmhouse and the zombies give chase. Well, if you want to say "chase". How the grave-robbers and the teenagers seem to have trouble out running the zombies is beyond me. So, needless to say, blood is shed and nearly everyone is killed besides...well, watch it if you want to know. Though I don't advise you to watch it. Not even sure why I did.

The acting? The only plus for more was actually the acting of Ron Jeremy. I don't think his performance here was on par as the one he gave in 'HOUSEWIFE FROM HELL' but, being he's a porn star, what more could I expect? Some okay stuff was done with the budget they had. I liked the ghost effect of the ghost coming down the stairs and I liked it when one of the zombie girls got her head smashed in with a shovel but that's about it.

One more thing. Whoever edited this movie needs to find a career doing something else cause your editing was complete crap. MAIN EXAMPLE: Guy and girl are about to have sex in bedroom. Guy has pants on. Switch to shot of the girl from the front and the guy is sitting behind her with his legs to her side, clearly he is not wearing pants. Cut to other things going on in and around the house. Cut back to sex scene. Guy has pants back on, than off, than on. PATHETIC!!!
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