A million little fibers does not have the main South Park kids, but is about Towelie, the pot-smoking, talking towel.He writes a book which people do not want to buy because he is a towel, so he changes the book around so he can seem human.The book becomes a success and Towlie is interviewed on Oprah.He decides to tell the world he is a towel, and everyone including oprah start chasing him.Meanwhile, Oprah's talking vagina is angry because Oprah has not paid any attention to it, it decides to hold everybody hostage afterwords.Yeah the episode is one of the worst South Park ones, it isn't too funny and the plot is just stupid.I like the Towelie character though.