Review of Bratz

Bratz (2007)
2/10
Good Lord!
1 September 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Alrighty. Here goes. I promised this girl I would watch this movie. I mean, I have seen Ax Em, and Meet the Spartans, how bad could it be? Well, my answer: Pretty darn bad. Soo...these four girls are best friends, and always have annoying smiles on their faces and are way too upbeat. Really annoying stuff. And when they get to high school, they find other friends, and kind of all split up. OMG! (Oh, and "OMG" is an actual line in the movie too). I guess you can't have more than a four friends in school, according to this movie. Oh yeah, and there is this class president bimbo who wants to keep all the girls separated by groups or something. Well, the years pass, and by senior year, the girls suddenly think...why aren't we friends again? Soo...they dump(!) their new friends, and all get back together! WOW! And when one girl doesn't have new clothes for a party, the other magically gets a gift certificate to the mall! And that party is throne by the evil bimbo! WOW! I wish I could pull an FYE gift card out of my butt! And why would you want to go to a party that exploits your friends? And the girls call themselves "Bratz" which kind of just sounds like they are insulting themselves. And all the girls are skinny and perfect looking, because the good girls in the movies always have to look perfect! I just can't think about this movie without hurling. Stay away. And John Voight, I lost my respect.
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