Not one redeeming feature. A vaguely appealing scenario that amounts to nothing at all.
No characters, just cardboard cutouts. No touching moments. No laughs at all I was even in the mood to laugh, and still didn't laugh.
I'm embarrassed to review it, because reviewing it requires admitting that I watched it! Still not sure how I ended up even sitting through it, really. Stilted dialogue, limp gags and punchlines, contrived character interactions.
Truly, a movie doesn't get any more pointless. It might be uglier, or more offensive; it might be more incomprehensible, or more annoying ... but this film takes the prize for just being pointless.
No characters, just cardboard cutouts. No touching moments. No laughs at all I was even in the mood to laugh, and still didn't laugh.
I'm embarrassed to review it, because reviewing it requires admitting that I watched it! Still not sure how I ended up even sitting through it, really. Stilted dialogue, limp gags and punchlines, contrived character interactions.
Truly, a movie doesn't get any more pointless. It might be uglier, or more offensive; it might be more incomprehensible, or more annoying ... but this film takes the prize for just being pointless.