Review of 10,000 BC

10,000 BC (2008)
5/10
cave men never looked better
22 March 2008
My summery is meant to be sarcastic. My biggest problem with the movie is how the producers portray the cave men. Evolution had apparently already become perfect as everyone in the movie looked like a model.

I may not know too much on history ,but this movie mixes what seems to be African, Egyption and Cave men tribes all in one movie. Was this meant to confuse us? Oh and did I mention that they all speak perfect English. A language that wasn't even invented yet. I would have preferred growls and grunts with neat subtitles.

The most exciting parts of the movie where the prehistoric beasts. Although most of the time they seemed out of place . I kept waiting for Sinbad to pop out and save the day. Seriously this movie would have worked better as an Eye Of The Tiger remake.

As for the plot line or story, if you can call out that. A love Story under cloak. Leave this kinda mush to Woody Allen.

In closing. Save your money and time and wait for a rental. better yet wait for the remake of Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger. nuff said:(
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