... would the Aztec Gods be offended? I was wondering this as the pudgy Velma from Scooby-Doo looking chick announced her hymen was still intact, I knew that she was going to be slated for some kind of sacrifice.
So I'm figuring the Aztec Gods are like, "Man, that is one ugly Virgin, but we haven't had a human sacrifice in like 500 years, so I guess we have to take what we can get."
This film is the cinematic equivalent to Montazuma's Revenge.
The plot is that a little community museum gets a rare Aztec Mummy, but one of the students of the drunken professor is in fact the last Aztec Priest, who has been waiting to sacrifice a virgin and cause the end of the world. All he has to do is get his overweight mummy to eliminate the usual cast of characters in a movie like this, including the Expendable Black Guy(TM) the Horny Kids, and the Good guy, who is usually indestructible in a film like this.
JoeB131- Watching bad movies so you don't have to.
So I'm figuring the Aztec Gods are like, "Man, that is one ugly Virgin, but we haven't had a human sacrifice in like 500 years, so I guess we have to take what we can get."
This film is the cinematic equivalent to Montazuma's Revenge.
The plot is that a little community museum gets a rare Aztec Mummy, but one of the students of the drunken professor is in fact the last Aztec Priest, who has been waiting to sacrifice a virgin and cause the end of the world. All he has to do is get his overweight mummy to eliminate the usual cast of characters in a movie like this, including the Expendable Black Guy(TM) the Horny Kids, and the Good guy, who is usually indestructible in a film like this.
JoeB131- Watching bad movies so you don't have to.