An absolutely wacky porno with a few "rough" spots here and there.
4 January 2008
Warning: Spoilers
All right, I think that this might pan out better with a play by play.

But first, the plot. Some folks get an invitation to a haunted house to conduct a seance (thus, hoping to resurrect the Marquis de Sade). They have lots of sex (some of it semi-roughie).

Okay, now that we're done with the overview. A call comes into an office secretaried by the lovely Miss Del Rio. It's an invitation to a haunted house, which she shares with some fuzzy friends (via telephone) who are enjoying some playtime at the moment. Let me tell you, these folks have enough foliage (both above and below) to start an Oleander nursery in the Texas Hill Country. Anyhow, Miss Del Rio and her boss decide to celebrate by fellating in the best "Lovelace School of Hard Co*ks" fashion. They go on with some collar and chain, spanking and hair grabbing roughiness. If Vanessa's "saucers" don't make you cry out "Klaatu barada nikto", then you need to bone up on some classics immediately. Some psychedelicly scary music plays the whole time in the background.

So 26 minutes into all of their fun (edited back and forth location wise between them) and we're ready to visit the haunted house. The boss decides to stay behind as he's much too busy doing something or another. They're all shown to their quarters by a big toothed hunchback, though the house's insides look strangely more like a cheap apartment than the house's outside (that we saw previously). Okay, two minutes of that much plot showing and we're back to beddybye for two of them. Miss Del Rio is alone in her room admiring herself in the mirror when she sees something in the reflection ("what could it be"?). She opens the closet door and is showered with some love juice. She bursts into her friends' room and exclaims, "I just got c um all over me and this picture, the eyes started moving". I assure you folks, that line is verbatim.

She's then "comforted" by the other two, but we soon come to seance time. A masked Marquis de Sade appears and he disappears with old Vanessa and hunchback in tow. We then have some spanking, nun-chuck whipping, nipple clamping, etc. with our other friends finding them and joining in alongside. What seems to be Syd Barret Pink Floyd plays in the background. The Marquis de Sade is then unmasked and.........Oh sorry. No spoiler shockers from me here.

Bottom line is that this should be seen since it is a classic porno (with a classic star) and it provided some pretty fun entertainment on a Monday afternoon.

Charlie.
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