1/10
Who needs John Basedow when you got Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove?
6 July 2007
I stayed up late one night watching this peutrid, abysmal piece of rotting, maggot filled, roadkill, movie. The acting for short, was abysmal, the plot...non existent...the character development...pssh...the editing looked like it was dragged through a cow's @$$...for short...to spare your eyes, this movie was one of the worst I have seen, but not the worst, I have that spot reserved for Talledega Nights. Although I have to say, this is a great weight loss plan, or abb workout, if you will. I laughed non stop at the sheer stupidity of every line and every movement of every character, and by the end of the flick, I had six pack abbs, a fine plan. Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove 1/10, and I'm being generous. But if you think spending several hundred- several thousand dollars on an abb workout machine, just stop and think...Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove is just a video store away...if the store employees have not already discarded it, due to the fact that it has contaminated every other flick on the shelf. and rotted through the shelf itself.
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