The Naked Brothers Band (2007–2009)
1/10
Utter Trash
2 July 2007
Warning: Spoilers
I have only seen two "Naked Brothers Band" episodes. While I won't complain as in-depth as some of the others on here have, I am not going to brush away the fact that I agree with them. The show itself has absolutely no plot, boundary or direction that I can find. It is one of these shows where you are incapable of comprehending what is going on. Kids are running around and screaming throughout primarily a house, and cracking jokes that are intended to be funny. To me, this show should not be hosted on "Teen Nick" but rather on "Nick Jr." It's 'attitude' is for little kids. No teenager, such as me - age 14, is going to sit and watch kids run around a house and scream and get into gross and dirty situations. I wouldn't do any of that and apparently I am a year or two older than all of them.

This show seems to be of a set of children who got lucky and spoiled due to having some impressive musical abilities. Fine - leave that be. No need to have camera crews following them around in a "self proclaimed" reality show. This show is staged. Unreal. Kids a year or two younger than me don't act like this, I didn't and neither did any of the kids I knew at the time. The surroundings in this show seem to be loony, fake, unreal and too booming. That is actually the whole problem with this show - too booming. It is loud, incomprehensible and unable to be understood. There is NO plot, or direction in where the episode it headed. It jumps from one thing to another. While some people enjoy this show, it may be because you can see the enjoyment younger children find in this, though at teenage years, this is really utter trash.

On the music side of the boat, it too is horrid. They claim this "noise" is 'rock n' roll.' It is nothing of the sort - nowhere near rock. To me it sounds like a school instrumental. I have seen similar performances in an elementary school play. One child sings while other may join him in some of the lines and play instruments. Things like this can be learned in school. Nat has too high of a voice to get the "rock" attitude down too. He sounds almost similar to a feminine voice. The music always seems to have the same "down in the dumps" tone and rhythm.

I rate this show a one out of ten, because personally, I find nothing in shows like this interesting or worth watching. It is utter trash. But I guess interest is in the eye's of the beholder - just like the "beauty is in the eye's of the beholder" saying. I don't care for this show and probably never will. And you know this show will be canceled shortly because the kid's will grow. Notice how it already doesn't seem to have a valid, official time schedule. Anyways, that is just my opinion.
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