Cadaverella (2007 Video)
1/10
Awful low budget horror crap.
11 April 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Cadaverella starts as Cash (Ryan Seymour) is digging a grave for Cinder (Megan Goddard) who he has just murdered on behalf of her stepmother Donna (Jennifer Friend), what follows is the story of how Cinder ended up dead & more importantly what she is going to do about it...

Editd, co-written & directed by Timothy Friend I'll try to keep this comment sort as I don't even want to think about Cadaverella anymore let alone waste time typing this review any longer than is necessary. The script by Timothy & Jennifer Friend is apparently supposed to be based on the fairy tale Cinderella, well to be frank I didn't see it but as an adult my memories of Cinderella are vague. Weren't there meant to be three ugly sisters? Didn't a pumpkin turn into a coach or something? Anyway none of what happens has any connection to Cinderella & if it does it's is purely accidental. At only just over 70 minutes long Cadaverella still bored me stiff & it took me two attempts to get through to the end, the character's are rubbish, the dialogue sucks, it has no pace, it's dull & it take an hour before Cinder gets killed so the films big selling point is condensed into barely 10 minutes at the end & I can pretty much promise you now the hour that leads up to it is a snooze-fest of the highest order where virtually nothing of interest happens.

Working on a low budget director Friend does nothing special here, it looks every bit the cheaply shot piece of crap that it is. There is one part of this film which puzzle me, at the start Cinder is a young girl when her stepmother & her two twins move in, jump forward so Cinder is now a young lady but the two twins remain exactly the same age? Can someone explain that? No, I didn't think so. There area couple of gore scenes at the end, someone head is crushed, someones jaw is ripped of, someone gets a fist through there head & that's about that.

Technically the film is basic & I'm being kind, there's no visual style or flair & this is pretty dull stuff to sit through. The acting wasn't exactly great but then again you probably expected that.

Cadaverella is total crap from start to finish & I hated every moment of it, I don't think any filmmaker deliberately goes out to make a bad film but when I have to pay good money & spend time watching it it's difficult for me to cut worthless glorified home made films like this any slack.
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