When Jamie Kennedy becomes the best part of an erotic drama you know the movie SUCKS. Poorly directed/written, but by far the worst is the casting...the lead lady looks more like an advertisement for plastic surgery, fake breasts/tan/teeth/nails, is hard to consider her a poor, naive girl next door trapped in a bad situation when she seems out of a cheap porn she can't act worth nothing, same for who plays her husband who is TERRIBLE and borderline offensive stereotypical, same for everyone in this movie, including Jamie Kennedy who looks extremely out of place as a leading male, no skills to pull it off. The plot is confusing, the husband is abusive but they're into BDSM, she loves him, hate him, kills him or does she? there's also the drugs, the cheating, the crime, clubs, uggg too much going on no adhesive or coherence whatsoever...poorly constructed plot, very messed up. It could have been interesting yet not original with the right casting.... To sum it up don't ever waste your time with it, is regrettable and not even the not sexy sex scenes make it worthy...might as well rent a porn, same effect with a most likely better plot.
Review of Pretty When You Cry
Pretty When You Cry
(2001)
A stinker cheese ball of a movie ...*some spoilers*
2 April 2007
Warning: Spoilers