1/10
Shockingly idiotic!
21 February 2007
Warning: Spoilers
This is about a fake psychic named Professor Fleece who took advantage of gullible women by claiming that he could find their dead husbands.

When Fleece stepped on one part of the floor, a light would come on in another room and one of Fleeces assistants would pull a switch and the table would rise on the floor.

When the assistants were playing ghosts to scare the suckers, they just had a sheet over their head.(The ghost will be more shocking later.)

When the kids were playing baseball, Fleece told the suckers that "Excuse me I,ll chase the dear children away. When Fleece told the kids to leave the kids told him,"Aw chase y'r own self Y big Turk!" (Racist for Turkish but only gets worse!)

When Mary was reading a ghost book Farina asked a question that would totally shock you!(I will not call him Allen Hoskins because he thought that the films that he was in was just fine!)

Farina; Why is ghosts allus (always) white? Ain't there no colored ghosts?

Mary: Colored people cant see ghosts, how could you see them in the dark?

Farina: They could carry lanterns couldn't they? (Yes two children were actually saying this racist nonsense!)

When they had Farina walk around alone he got scared and dropped the candle on the floor and when the lights went out, you could only see the whites of his eyes. (Shockingly unbelievable!)

During this time Skooter kept doing this to Joe Cobb which I will keep this to myself because I don't want to give sickos any ideas!

When Farina was still alone the assistant moaned through an air hose and Farina said OOO-HH with a strange look on his face and for reasons beyond me he went on the bottom part of a heavy table and when the assistant pulled the switch, the table rose between 5 and 6 feet off the ground which if the table would have fallen on the hard studio floor the child would have been very seriously injured or dead!(I,m not kidding!)

When the assistant said through the hose that "I will cut your ears off!" Farinas face turned white. (About as funny as a drunk vomiting on somebody's couch!)

Then when the ghost with a pointy head (A bunch of terrorist cowards of which I won't mention here!) touched Farina his face turned white again.

After awhile the kids dropped the ceramic vases on the seven bad guys and one cop pointed his gun at the seven con men and arrested them!

This so called children's comedy film is a bunch of racist garbage with very sick humor!

I feel that Robert McGowan, Hal Roach ,H.M. Walker and other uncredited assistants should have served prison time for child endangerment, and blatant racism!

I rate this trash a negative infinity!
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