Review of Stormbreaker

Stormbreaker (2006)
1/10
James Bond for kids? - I doubt it
21 November 2006
What can anyone see that's good in this film? Plot: basic - could possibly have been made into a better film if the villains' motivation could be made convincing Characterisation: virtually non-existent. Everyone was a broad caricature.

Acting: overacted or non-existent. May be the fault of the director and/or the script. Particularly, what was with the villainess's accent and snarling expressions? Or were they meant to be facial twitches? The best bit was Robbie Coltrane doing a Tony Blair/David Cameron impression.

Action was functional but no tension was built at all. So much of it made me think it was a spoof but it lacked the humour.

I understand that the film is aimed at teenagers (or at least that the books were) but I had been led to believe that it was reasonably entertaining for adults as well. This was definitely not the case, and I find it hard to believe that teenagers would like it either. Maybe it's for younger children.

It would be interesting to see the reviewers' ages to find out whether it is young people who have given this film the ridiculously high scores that it has.

For the record, I am 30 and I watched it with my 23-year-old fiancée, who also thought it was the worst film she'd seen for a long time.

In short, I recommend you not to watch this film.
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