It's comforting to know that some films deliver exactly what you expect from it. I thought this movie would suck, and it did - hard. Although I do have to say, this was a fitting tribute to an insipid, low-brow television series that also sucked - hard.
The script was juvenile and the performances were God awful. Jessica Simpson should never be allowed to appear in a movie again. But of course she will, she has no problem prancing around in a bikini and there's enough clueless boobs in the world who will pay to watch it.
To sit thorough an entire film that claims to be a comedy and not crack a smile is a testament to the garbage we are force fed by the major studios.
The biggest disappointment in all this mess was that the guys from Broken Lizard who gave us Super Troopers and Club Dread were heavily involved (one was the director) and they still couldn't manage to wrestle a chuckle out of me.
Not that there wasn't an upside, twenty five people were able to unload their beater 78 Chargers on eBay.
I'm asking Santa to please not let them make a sequel but I fear my request will be ignored, thanks to all the clueless boobs.
The script was juvenile and the performances were God awful. Jessica Simpson should never be allowed to appear in a movie again. But of course she will, she has no problem prancing around in a bikini and there's enough clueless boobs in the world who will pay to watch it.
To sit thorough an entire film that claims to be a comedy and not crack a smile is a testament to the garbage we are force fed by the major studios.
The biggest disappointment in all this mess was that the guys from Broken Lizard who gave us Super Troopers and Club Dread were heavily involved (one was the director) and they still couldn't manage to wrestle a chuckle out of me.
Not that there wasn't an upside, twenty five people were able to unload their beater 78 Chargers on eBay.
I'm asking Santa to please not let them make a sequel but I fear my request will be ignored, thanks to all the clueless boobs.