After the first twenty minutes i suddenly realised that i was watching the remains of a bad slasher movie. I paused the DVD and looked it up on here, yup, sure enough the film was there and is out there, in the ether somewhere, on disc also. After the first tale ended, onto the second, which ends even more abruptly than the first, and this, too, was made up of another movie, hacked and slashed into the bleeding midsection of this utter landfill of a movie. I was unsurprised when i learned that the final segment of this abomination was from a movie entitled Cataclysm. Oh dear Jesus what were they thinking. There are three movies for the price of one here, oh how we have been blessed, decapitations, eviscerations, plasticene monsters , gibbering pseudo-European bit part actors, Cameroon Mitchell !! oh good gravy is this a piece of work. And for why? i have no Idea. The links between segments make little sense, the wanky rock band and didn't-need-to-be-slow-mo breakdance serve no purpose except the desire in the viewer for it all to be over. This film is such a mess, a hodge podge, that its hard not to like it. I shall be watching it again sometime, possibly when i'm drunk, i think that would be fine. And I'll be searching out all three movies too!
Review of Night Train to Terror
