(Plot). A small failing restaurant brings out Jerry's sympathy, but when the owner, Babu Bhatt, takes his advice things go from bad to worse. Elaine helps George cheat on an IQ test but their caper backfires thanks to Kramer and his stolen jacket.
The Cafe is a fantastic episode, that's very, very funny, as I loved the character of Babu Bhatt!. One of the funniest scenes in this episode for me is when Kramer falls over his chair because of the hot steaming towel, and Jerry's stand up's were very funny in this one, plus it's very well written by Tom Leopold and directed by Tom Cherones. Brian George is absolutely hilarious as Babu Bhatt, and I thought the whole idea of George cheating on an IQ test and making Elaine do it was hilarious as well, plus it's extremely well made as well. The ending is hilarious, and I think this episode is really underrated as well, plus I loved Jerry's scenes when he's saying how great and kind he is in his head, as that was really funny. The Cafe is a fantastic episode, that's very, very funny, as I loved the character of Babu Bhatt!, and if you haven't seen it do so, if your a Seinfeld fan!. ***** out of 5 Favorite quotes.
(Jerry noticing no one going into Babu's place). Jerry: He's serving Mexican, Italian,Chinese, he's all over the place, that's why no one's going in. Elaine: Why do you keep watching?!. Jerry: I don't know I'm obsessed with it, it's like a Spider, in the toilet struggling for survival, and even though you know he's not gonna make it, you kinda root for him for a second. Elaine: Then you flush. Jerry: Well it's a spider.
Jerry: Cassus Belli!. Elaine: Cassus Belli!. George: What's that?. Elaine: Since when do you wear Cologne?. George: Why is what I do so important?, why must I always be the focal point of attention?, let me just be let me live!. Jerry: Hey, How'd you do on that IQ test?. George: I didn't take it yet. Elaine: What IQ test?. George: What's Cassus Belli?. Jerry: Oh it's nothing. George: Is it about me?. Jerry: Why must you always be the focal point of attention, why can't you just be?, why can't you live!.
Jerry(Talking to himself): Very kind, I am a very kind man, who else would do something like this?, nobody, nobody thinks about people the way I do. Alright snap out of it you stupid jerk, your eating a Turkey sandwich, what do you want a Nobel prize?.
Jerry:(Talking to himself) I am such a great guy, who else Would've gone to the trouble, to help this Immigrant?, I am special, my mother was right, of course Iv'e never had Pakistani food before, how bad could it be?.
George: Here you go. Monica: How'd you do?. George: Piece of cake. Moncia: What happened to the test?. George: What?, oh I spilled some food on it. Monica; Food?, what food?. George: What are you talking about?. Monica: Where did you get food?. George: From my pocket. Monica: Your pocket?. George: I had a sandwich in my pocket. Monica: And coffee?. George: Yeah some coffee yeah. Monica: Where did you get the coffee?. George: Where did I get the coffee?, where do you think I got the coffee?, I got the coffee at the grocery store. Monica: How did you get there?. George: I walked. Monica: How did you get out of the apartment?, I didn't see you leave. George: I climbed out the window. Monica: You climbed out the window?. George: Of course. Monica: Why didn't you go out the door?. George: The door?, why would I go out the door?, the window's right here. Monica: Your a fascinating man George Costanza.
The Cafe is a fantastic episode, that's very, very funny, as I loved the character of Babu Bhatt!. One of the funniest scenes in this episode for me is when Kramer falls over his chair because of the hot steaming towel, and Jerry's stand up's were very funny in this one, plus it's very well written by Tom Leopold and directed by Tom Cherones. Brian George is absolutely hilarious as Babu Bhatt, and I thought the whole idea of George cheating on an IQ test and making Elaine do it was hilarious as well, plus it's extremely well made as well. The ending is hilarious, and I think this episode is really underrated as well, plus I loved Jerry's scenes when he's saying how great and kind he is in his head, as that was really funny. The Cafe is a fantastic episode, that's very, very funny, as I loved the character of Babu Bhatt!, and if you haven't seen it do so, if your a Seinfeld fan!. ***** out of 5 Favorite quotes.
(Jerry noticing no one going into Babu's place). Jerry: He's serving Mexican, Italian,Chinese, he's all over the place, that's why no one's going in. Elaine: Why do you keep watching?!. Jerry: I don't know I'm obsessed with it, it's like a Spider, in the toilet struggling for survival, and even though you know he's not gonna make it, you kinda root for him for a second. Elaine: Then you flush. Jerry: Well it's a spider.
Jerry: Cassus Belli!. Elaine: Cassus Belli!. George: What's that?. Elaine: Since when do you wear Cologne?. George: Why is what I do so important?, why must I always be the focal point of attention?, let me just be let me live!. Jerry: Hey, How'd you do on that IQ test?. George: I didn't take it yet. Elaine: What IQ test?. George: What's Cassus Belli?. Jerry: Oh it's nothing. George: Is it about me?. Jerry: Why must you always be the focal point of attention, why can't you just be?, why can't you live!.
Jerry(Talking to himself): Very kind, I am a very kind man, who else would do something like this?, nobody, nobody thinks about people the way I do. Alright snap out of it you stupid jerk, your eating a Turkey sandwich, what do you want a Nobel prize?.
Jerry:(Talking to himself) I am such a great guy, who else Would've gone to the trouble, to help this Immigrant?, I am special, my mother was right, of course Iv'e never had Pakistani food before, how bad could it be?.
George: Here you go. Monica: How'd you do?. George: Piece of cake. Moncia: What happened to the test?. George: What?, oh I spilled some food on it. Monica; Food?, what food?. George: What are you talking about?. Monica: Where did you get food?. George: From my pocket. Monica: Your pocket?. George: I had a sandwich in my pocket. Monica: And coffee?. George: Yeah some coffee yeah. Monica: Where did you get the coffee?. George: Where did I get the coffee?, where do you think I got the coffee?, I got the coffee at the grocery store. Monica: How did you get there?. George: I walked. Monica: How did you get out of the apartment?, I didn't see you leave. George: I climbed out the window. Monica: You climbed out the window?. George: Of course. Monica: Why didn't you go out the door?. George: The door?, why would I go out the door?, the window's right here. Monica: Your a fascinating man George Costanza.