Actor Tom Hanks was arguing with his wife, actress Rita Wilson, about which one of them has had greater achievement in their acting career.
"Five Oscar nominations," Hanks said.
"I received two best Actor wins," he adds.
"I beat Anthony Hopkins, LIam Neeson, Laurence Fishburne and Daniel Day-Lewis in 1994, then I beat John Travolta, Nigel Hawthorne, Morgan Freeman and Paul Newman in 1995. Can you top that?"
Rita thought for a while, then she replied "I went up against Marcia Brady for cheerleader try-outs."
Tom hangs his head in shame and says nothing.
"Five Oscar nominations," Hanks said.
"I received two best Actor wins," he adds.
"I beat Anthony Hopkins, LIam Neeson, Laurence Fishburne and Daniel Day-Lewis in 1994, then I beat John Travolta, Nigel Hawthorne, Morgan Freeman and Paul Newman in 1995. Can you top that?"
Rita thought for a while, then she replied "I went up against Marcia Brady for cheerleader try-outs."
Tom hangs his head in shame and says nothing.