Review of Kazaam

Kazaam (1996)
2/10
Why didn't I give this a rating of 1?!? Answer:
12 December 2005
It didn't cause physical pain. If I take prescription medication after a movie, it gets a '1'. A good example is the outer space sequences in '2001:a space Odyssey'. The repetitive forced breathing made me pass out.

'Kazaam' is nothing short of annoying. A rapping genie in a boom box discovered by a spoiled little kid. You know the kind of kid you see in the grocery store giving their parent hell because they want a candy bar. Imagine a movie jam packed with that. If I had gotten a boom box when I was a kid I would be appreciative, much less a genie inside.

I fell asleep during 2 attempts to watch this movie. Honestly I didn't make a third attempt, so I have no idea how it ends, but then again I don't CARE.
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