Review of Jarhead

Jarhead (2005)
1/10
what a laugh
5 December 2005
Movies are a very funny thing. Namely that no matter what you make short of a blank screen for two hours, oops, I started to say short of that or staring at a picture of just the Empire State building for eight hours,some people will watch anything and give it rave huzzahs. Certainly so in this case, going by the 7.3. of this grass growing, paint drying thing.

Okay, I get it. I got it in the first few frames. In fact those first few frames were about the only grabbing things in the whole movie.

Why this one ever got shot is beyond me.

Good thing I had a free pass, or I would have felt like storming the box office in a class action suit.
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