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Porn Essentials: Jane Bond Meets Octopussy
15 November 2005
Before Amber Lynn as Jane Bond took on the sexual shenanigans of Golden Rod, she met up with the sexy Asian villianess Octopussy (hey they didn't even have to change the original Ian Fleming name for this one). Octo, or Miss P to her fiends, I would guess) is played delightfully by Kristara Barrington and plans to use a sex ray to take over the world. As much as I adored the sequel to this, I must admit, this film is even better. A very fun story, some amazingly hot sex (Amber Lynn is always hot), a catchy theme song, and the fact that the movie never wears out it's welcome make this a Bonerfied lost classic. The only fault I can conceivably think that it has, was that it had Mauvis in it, I find her pretty UN-sexy to say the least, but her participation is kept at a minimum so don't let that dissuade you from this hidden treasure of a film.

My Grade: A
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